:D

you look so beautiful in that dress

oh baby, the light catches it on fire

twirl for me, please twirl for me

promise me its not all smoke and mirrors.

I think your gorgeous with those flowers

and this tux makes me look nervous

and you smile like its all nothing

but love i promise you

every guy has a dream

a girl in her wedding dress

a ring in his hand

just to here those words, i love you

like eyes from across the room, down my drink while the rythms boom. take your hand and skip the names, no need here for the silly games. make our way through the smoking crowd, the club is the sky and im on your cloud. moving close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry. leave this place and go back to yours, our lips first touch outside your doors. the whole night what we’ve  got in store, whisper in my ears that you want some more and i ….

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A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

hahahah :)) (via patsy1992)
wahahahhahahahahahhaa

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First!

haha first post in tumblr!!!!